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joeysbateys:

malkolai + height DIFFERENCE

kisses and the forehead thing,

and the rubbing noses together thing,

nikolai on top toes to kiss him

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owlpellet:

sarcoptid:

owlpellet:

owlpellet:

i know i have made this specific gripe before but from the salesfloor, with love: stop sidesaddling your cart you take up the entire goddamn aisle and knock over all my nice displays with your oblivious wide turns the handle is right there it is literally easier to push the cart than to pull it why do you do this i want you to stop as much as i want to understand aaaaaaauaughghghggghg

my own fucking roommate….. this is what father gascoigignine meant by beasts all over the shop or whatever

i have a theory that people feel silly putting their little hands together up on the handle, like it’s too feminine or something

related: have you ever encountered one of these maniacs

no but one time my coworker saw an instacart shopper finish loading up the cart into their trunk and instead of walking it back to the cart return they lifted it up and hurled it over the fence and down the hill into the road below

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smokestarrules:

you know?

notholaenas:

avatrice commission for my dearest @thekeythief 🌟